Insights

Marriage

• When a woman says she has no kids, it is often because she has blocked out her husband's previous mantrum.
• After marriage, romance comes in forms of the husband doing the dishes, making a meal, and picking up the dog poop in the yard. 
• There needs to be differences between a husband and wife, is keeps things alive, and allows each to not lose themselves.
• The craziest wives are those that stay at home. It takes out of the box thinking to deal with this crap.

Friends

• The key to friendship is to keep your circle of friends small so that when shit hits the fan it hits the one that threw it.
• Support in a friendship should be like a bra, each boob should be supported equally. 
• A bad friend will make you question everything but why they are your friend in the first place.

Braces

• Hooks make excellent spaghetti noodle shelves, making them sometimes a pain to eat. I will stick to wide noodles and tubes cut up.
• Braces are like drying racks for canned tuna, it get everywhere and caught everywhere, avoid it in public.
• Ball Park Beef hotdogs are the softest, and kind to sore mouths.
• Cauliflower cooked is great, broccoli, not so much. Broccoli has to bee overcooked to eat currently, and that is just gross. 
• Whiskey Sours are awesome on a sore mouth. (may cause temporary alcoholism)
• Ice cream is a great closure for a meal. I does not take an hour plus to eat, and  is soothing.
• Hooks will trap ice against the cheek and tooth, not so cool for sensitive teeth. 
• Your chew spot differs day to day, so jumping into a meal without testing can hurt.